thepenguinruler:

minadi:

#lemme give you a rundown of my life #i’ve spent 60 years in the wilds of the north being a god damn ranger #i’ve tracked down motherfuckin gollum and brought him to mirkwood #do you know what mirkwood is #do you know the kind of spiders that live there #yeah i thought not #i have battled orc armies in THREE CONSECUTIVE MOVIES #I HAVE RAN ACROSS THE FIELDS OF ROHAN #do you know how big that is #it’s like the english countryside but as big and as wide as motherfuckin canada #(i’m guessing) #i have battled the RINGWRAITHS. ya that’s right. all nine of them. WITH A TORCH. AND FOUR HOBBITS WIELDING TOOTHPICKS. #with the one ring as bait #i have been dragged down a cliff by a fuckin warg #i have summoned the armies of the dead to defeat the corsairs of umbar #i have lived a hard motherfuckin life and if you think bad dental hygiene will scare me then bitch the only scary thing about that is the amount of STDs i can catch if i stick my tongue in your mouth #go home. you’ve been dismissed.

HUSBAND. 

Those tags. 

dudethisisyourmomstumblr:

You can’t just go to Pigfarts… it’s on Mars…you need a rocketship..

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creativemachine:

silver-shadowhunter:

jiggerypokerytimeywimey:

d0wn-w1th-the-cap1t0l:

m-e-o—w:

zer0gravitee:

turnoffyourmind-:

tylerdeathbreath:

thebiebervoice:

wiz-latifah:

breathingdisney:

dreamparticles:

sam-theman:

canadia-eh:

drowninginapoolofawesome:

foreveriwilllieawake:

yourkencankissmybarbie:

jaideinthesky:

I literally felt like I did not have a choice.

^

^

Honestly scrolled past it, then went back and reblogged it. You can’t deny robin williams. 

^ I did exactly that.

robin williams demands it.

robin williams wants me to.

Well ..what Could I do, Is Robin Williams…

I really tried just scrolling past this, I just couldn’t…

I debated for 2 minutes… I just HAVE to reblog it. Omg.

I was like “Fuck Robin Williams.” And then I saw it again as I scrolled up, and reblogged it.

Basically all of this^^  This picture has so much power.

I  had to. He’s my dads twin. 

i felt guilty when i scrolled past this tbh. 

THE THINGS I DO FOR YOU, ROBIN WILLIAMS

bow down

He’s back again. Must not ignore Robin Williams.

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ohitsandreea:

The Purity Myth.

If you’re a female this should concern and frighten you in a big way.

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mootiness:

thetenthdoctorscompanion:

AND SO IT BEGINS.

and so, the life of Daniel Radcliffe finding himself in places he shouldn’t be starts.

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aloofdinosaur:

misfires:

Liam Neeson recording a voicemail message for a fan

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

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