#i haven’t watched a single minute of this show #seriously i have never ever heard cumberbatch’s voice #ever #sherlock holmes
- there are two british men named sherlock and jawn
- they have a lot of intense eye sex while sitting in a living room
- one time sherlock jumped off a building
- jawn is short
- sherlock does experiments on jawn to get in his pants without him knowing
- jawn is a hedgehog
- sherlock never buys jawn milk
- jawn is easily butthurt
- someone called moffat is the main villain
- jawn blogs about sherlock
- sherlock interrogates human skulls to solve mysteries
- there is an important ferris wheel
rEADING THIS AGAIN AFTER JUUST FINJISHING SHERLOCK
You forgot “Jawn is damn-near obsessed with jam.”