what i’ve learned about sherlock from tumblr

yunnie-im-home:

• there are two british men named sherlock and jawn
• they have a lot of intense eye sex while sitting in a living room 
• one time sherlock jumped off a building 
• jawn is short
• sherlock does experiments on jawn to get in his pants without him knowing
• jawn is a hedgehog
• sherlock never buys jawn milk
• jawn is easily butthurt 
• someone called moffat is the main villain
• jawn blogs about sherlock
• sherlock interrogates human skulls to solve mysteries
• there is an important ferris wheel

#i haven’t watched a single minute of this show #seriously i have never ever heard cumberbatch’s voice #ever #sherlock holmes